Day 170: I like to be in America.

The tickets are booked, the dollars are paid. I am officially going to the U. S. of A. WAAAAHOOO. Excited. Do they still have prohibition states over there? Maybe I should stick to those if I want to maintain my policy of good clean fun, and minimise temptation. Oh, they abolished prohibition? Hmmm, maybe I'll just have to keep myself happy with donuts and tacos. Mmmm, Fat Plan...